a Quicker About me:

I am a 19-year old sophomore at the University of Central Arkansas double-majoring in Music and Math. I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, 19th-century french poetry, differential calculus, and I am an Aries.

Did we all catch the funny juxtapositioning of "i'm smart" with "i like astrology"? Good!

This page is basically a place for me to put down all my weird ideas and jokes. A show-and-tell for my (slightly odd) sense of humor.

Hopefully, I'll eventually have a little rant about humor posted on my life page.

For starters, let's dive into the world of MAGIC (note the lack of a final 'k').

The Duplicating Quarter Trick is a little bit of magic I cooked up one evening at Popeyes chicken. I hope you like it, and oh: in case you couldn't tell, it's a JOKE.
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The Torn-And-Restored Card Trick is a classic trick. This is one way of performing this bamboozling illusion. Amaze your friends! (warning: this trick is quite strange. If you get grossed out easily, don't read it).

Visit my WebCam and see what I'm up to! You know how fun these things are! Now you can fulfill all your little secret vouyeristic urges! Well.... maybe not all of them, but you get the point.

Some people who've met me will know that I just love Bad Pickup Lines. I do not advise trying these out.

Remember the Where's Waldo? series of books by Martin Handford? Well, when I was at the Marketplace restaurant in Conway with Chris Purnell and Daniel Grady (during the filming of the first Conway Camera video), there were several people dressed up for a high school prom. With them was a guy in some dirty Wranglers, a "Ducks Unlimited" shirt, and a John Deer cap. A casual comment one of us made spawned this next page, which we like to call Where's WhiteTrash?