Bad Pickup Lines

Welcome to my collection of bad pickup lines! Some of these are original (they are marked), some are not. Rather than making an exhaustive list, I have opted to simply put down some of my favorite ones because hey, I'm more important than you.

Remember that these are BAD pickup lines. Saying things like these will generally NOT get you a date.

Enjoy.

If beauty is only skin-deep, then baby.. you must have some thick skin. (original)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put the "I" and the "U" together!

Baby, your feet must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day.

Yeah, I make a lot of money.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but hey: I'm the only one talking to you.

Baby, you must have fell down from Heaven.
... cause your butt is SWOLLEN FAT!

Hey, did it hurt?
["Did what hurt?"]
When you fell from Heaven.

Baby... If I could rearrange the alphabet, let's make out.(original)

Can I borrow a quarter?
["What for?"]
I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

*OR*

Can I borrow a quarter?
["What for?"]
I want to call your mother and thank her.

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

CarrotTop's a really funny comedian, don't you think? (original)

I'm placing you under citizen's arrest... for stealing my heart.

Why don't we go take a shower? ...Because baby, You smell BAD! (original)

Hi! My friends call me "Creepy."

Would you like to dance?
["No."]
Oh, I'm sorry, you must've misheard me. I said "You look fat in those pants."

Do you believe in love at first sight? ...Or should I walk by again?